toilet axe

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
by the lumber jacker baby March 07, 2006
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Toilet Shitter

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom
"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
by yuzxixu June 03, 2020
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Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.
That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a series of animated videos created by the YouTuber DaFuq?Boom. The audience usually consists of 3 year olds and grown men looking to capitalise of trends popular with toddlers.
Toddler 1: *drools* skibidi dop dop dop, i am a toilet!
Toddler 2: skibidi toilet dop yes yes yes toilet
by balistah August 21, 2023
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Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
by Butt clogger November 03, 2018
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toilet fag

A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.
Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.
by pj-toiletfag October 01, 2006
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toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
by brownbomma November 01, 2010
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