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Ticker

An individual who thinks so highly of themselves, that they think the world should circle around them or at least pledge to them. They also tend to think they are 'all that' so they think their doing you a favour by being friends with you, dating or even merely talking to you; hence they gossip on the smallest of things. To lastly add, to mentain their ego, they uphold a facade.
Girl 1: I tried talking to that guy and he looked at me like I was worth nothing.

Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!

Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!
by GreatIncredibleJ July 3, 2012
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Taint Ticklers

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!
by Mintin Man June 25, 2010
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Clicker Ticker

The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.
Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?

Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.
by patsguy52 October 31, 2011
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Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.
Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.
by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008
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Tinkers

originating in latin americain truckstops. then moving north to the midwest areas. Tinkers are the small decorative shot glasses that 80-90 year old women collect as they make one last trip across the nation before thay die. These people are called "Tinkerers or Tinkalingers" As of July 23 the Record for most tinkers was 389 from Janie Briggs, a resident of Michletown MI.
"Sandy Sue just got a new dolphin tinker from "Dirty Dicks " in Dothan, and damn, that mo- fo is fine as can be!
by aaron carter July 23, 2004
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Ticker

An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.
John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."
by damann August 27, 2009
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ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011
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