shady tabitha

someone who goes from one friend to another only when its convienant to them. and walks around like he/she has no responsability puttin kids off just so they can go out and party. a shady tabitha is the worst kinda shady u can be!!! never wants to grow up always moochin off other people

damn girl you went shady tabitha on my ass didnt u???

by the realest chick September 4, 2010

Tabitha

A Tabitha is someone with red hair, who continues to deny that she has red/orange hair.

"I'd like to dye my hair red please"

"But your hair is already red"

"*gasps* MY HAIR ISN'T RED!!! It's strawberry blonde, B^t$h!"

"*whispers* What a Tabitha"

by Mawage November 3, 2012

teabitch

1. A female who becomes known for always requesting tea bagging during every sexual activity.

2. A homosexual male who always wants to either receive or give a tea bagging.

(alt. form)
3. Used to describe someone who is always sent to get tea for a group. (ALT of 'coffee monkey' for 'timmy whores')
Usually relevant to Tim Hortons or Starbucks.

{noun}
"Melanie is such a teabitch! She never gets tired of it..."
{verb}
"Jim is teabitchin' again.... He's worse than Melanie!"
{alt}
"Where's the teabitch?! I need my coffee NOW!!

by James Trembles December 24, 2007

Tbitch

A rare breed of bitch found only in the acid water of Lake Minatonka.

Steve Irwin: Crickey look at the size of that tbitch!!

Jesus: Steve, look out fo that stringray coming fo yo heart, nigga!

Tbitch: yahhh steve yahhh

by Edgar Alan Flow August 20, 2008

telitized

When a girl is so in love with someone and doesnt relize it until she surrounds herself with backgrounds of her phone as the boy and makes her ringtone the boys audio clip he made for her. Then she is then in a state of enlightenment.

Thanks for all the pictures. doonies aka mr personality, makes me smile. I like the music too. I didn't realize it was on there at first cause it was so faint but then I turned the radio down and I could hear it. I actually made your guitar clip my ring tone. funny. . . . . I have your picture as my screen saver and your music as my ring. telitized.

by aphroditie July 31, 2008

Tabitha

A lady with no parents, a female version of batman, but instead of being rich she uses crystals bought from a thrift store in Virginia.

boy1: "Oh my god, did you hear about the guy who had his eye gouged by a piece of aura quartz?
boy2: "Yeah I heard it's Tabitha of the Wood, she's like a local legend.

by GowgedOut September 5, 2022

Texit

A word describing a text (sometimes fake) that causes someone to leave from a scene or social encounter.

"Yeah, I saw Sarah for sec, but she took a quick texit and havent seen her since."

by nateg March 11, 2012