I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

I swear to Google by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

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Spit Swear

Spitting on your hands, and bringing them together to shake. Solidifies a promise.

"Why did you just spit on your hand?"
"We're gonna spit swear on it!"

Spit Swear by Peeta July 31, 2012

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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.

The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.

the elder swear by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016

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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

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swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

swipe swear by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010

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Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

Lax Bro Swear by tim=him November 21, 2010

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fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

fuck swear by spum778 May 8, 2016

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