Definitions by spum778

fuck swear 

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

fuck swear by spum778 May 8, 2016

fmuf

Fuck me up fam

Jill: *getting haircut*

Barber: What do you want?
Jill: fmuf

fmuf by spum778 March 9, 2016