fmuf

Jill: *getting haircut*

Barber: What do you want?
Jill: fmuf
by spum778 December 03, 2015
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fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.
Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul
by spum778 January 26, 2016
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