Seedy Phil

A majestic creature, dwelling around the public school system... can always be found lurking in the back of nice photos looking seedy

WTF are you doing seedy phil!

by big trevor October 20, 2008

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

seedbox

a private dedicated server used for the uploading and downloading of digital files.
Seedboxes are plugged in to high speed bandwidth networks, often with a throughput of 100 megabits or more.
Sometimes used for torrents

Aww man, I'm getting some awesome download speeds... there must be a seedbox.

by BrianBan June 10, 2008

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.

1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.

by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011