scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006

Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

by bdyke January 29, 2015

Scrumpadoochous

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

scrumpfy

to drink outside in the summer

lets go and scrumpfy!!

by Joshi and the jew July 7, 2006

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013