Spread The Tight

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.

i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.

by Tall Australian June 18, 2011

Spread Moses

Spreading the butt cheeks like moses parted the red sea.

"I made my girlfriend bend over and spread moses last night".

by Lunaeca August 8, 2012

Spread Eagle

When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.

Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.

Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.

Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!

by Lord Dangleballs May 15, 2018

spread love

To fuck.

Baby, where you going? Stay around. Spread love.

by iamtexture March 7, 2009

Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006

Spread eagle

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle

Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle

by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019

spread eagle

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

by pythonspam November 26, 2003