Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014

Spiraling Dismemberment

Variation of a Convulsion. Its varying significance from it is unspecified.

Nouda shot a Spiraling Dismemberment at me.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

Sparkling Grigsby

A breakfast cocktail based on the popular laxaholic beverage, "The Grigsby," with added amounts of Club Soda or seltzer.

"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Snorkeling

The act of performing oral sex on a man with a twizzler (after biting off both ends) in one's mouth to be used as a breathing apparatus.

Mandy was below the covers snorkeling Bob.

Brian brought twizzlers to the movie hoping Tiffany was interested in some snorkeling.

Lindsay was snorkeling Logan when Holden walked in stole the damn twizzler.

by WhiggyPI March 30, 2016

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

by Shovel King July 29, 2011

Snorkling

a term which one may use to humour a situation or insult a peer in an amusing fashion. Often used by males about women to describe a womans sexual desire for that individual male.

Telling a friend:

Kyle: "Jade is so wet for me i need a snorkle when i go down on her."
Zac: "i know man, i heard its like an ocean."
This would be the action of 'snorkling'

by S-man123 March 16, 2012