whale plunging

An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person

Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.

by Capt. Ahab! March 18, 2021

Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.

When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.

by Slang sayer August 30, 2022

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

spanging

how i make my living

"top of the morning to you, skum. hey, lets go spange for some beer.."

by gutter girl September 26, 2004

splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Slinging crack juice

The act of illegally selling containers of concocted alcoholic beverages usually consisting of the cheapest vodka that can be purchased and dollar store powdered juice mix at parties, tailgates, picnics, concerts, street corners, parks, bbq's & under viaducts.

Person 1: "Dude is your brother an alcoholic, what's w/ all the empty Popov bottles?"

Person 2: " Nah man he got laid off, I think he's back to slinging crack juice again"

Person 1: "Damn that's kinda sad"

Person 2: "Dude, it's a recession"

by jaserra August 2, 2009

Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020