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banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”
Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.
by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021
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Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.
by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021
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Split Pole

Splitting pole, is considered bad luck by some people. When walking in a group and obstructed by an obstacle, i.e a pole, traffic cone, whatever it is, it is important for those who believe in this superstition that the group does not seperate on either side of this obstacle.
"Cause at a young age, I was molded in a religion
I relied on - and got caught up in superstition
Scared to split pole, duck black cats
Once in a while, threw salt over my back"

-GZA from the song "Swordsman"
by gurpswu August 6, 2010
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split ya wig

v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm
"Yo that foo be stuntin on dis block...Im'onna grip my steel and SPLIT that homie's wig"
by me April 3, 2004
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shit splitter

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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splitsville

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.
1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"
by Mark_C May 13, 2006
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spithead

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.
by Zeppelin June 28, 2004
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