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Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice
Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution
by M.P.J January 23, 2020
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Armchair Solutionizer

A micromanager who thinks they know more about a product than the professionals they’ve hired to develop it, despite the fact the reason they hired the professionals in the first place is due to the fact that they know diddly-fucking-squat about it.
Sorry guys I know I'm solutioning, but I'm a total armchair solutionizer
by Andy loves hookers and coke September 23, 2020
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x22.solutions

x22.solutions is shit
by .Skully#9999 December 30, 2020
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T Solution

T Solution is a concoction of a shitty wine and a cooler/spritzer mix to avoid waste of alcohol. Originates on Vancouver Island 2021
This wine taste like shit... Here add (random drink here) T Solution
by S.M.A.T. Affiliation June 3, 2021
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Creative solution

A discreet way to say that you will kill someone to solve a problem.
"Ricky hasn't paid his protection fee, soon we might need to call Tony for a Creative solution."
by Tony, The Server April 28, 2022
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Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.
Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.
by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022
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Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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