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Smuggling a 69

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"
by B. Bertha March 6, 2010
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snoggling

when you screw a guy or girl in the ass, cum in there, spead their cheeks, have them fart it out, then snort the cum up your nose. after that, you make suck it from your nose into your mouth (much like a lugie) and spit it back into your partners face :D
me and your girl went snoggling last night.
by ROFLwants2 February 11, 2010
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Snugging

When a guy snuggles his nuts against some bitch's nose.
Bill: I was snugging that sloo last night but she made my wash my sack before she let me keep going.
Tom: What a bitch.
by qt&YOUREDOOM March 29, 2010
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smugglin raisins

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."
by thomas January 29, 2004
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Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.
That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.
by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021
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fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.
by Lucy M December 9, 2007
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smuggling jelly beans

Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.
Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.
by Mangy Coyote April 21, 2006
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