Sharted

accidental pooping when sqeezing a fart out - to shit and fart at the same time.

'aye man - I was waiting on the bus and was dying on a shit- I thought I could squeeze out a sneaky fart - oh man a' pure sharted myself! Stinkin'!

by Tyny January 14, 2009

Smart Talk

One who uses big words or language to sound smart or to piss someone off.

Yuki: How did ulf got high grades in his defense?
Miranda: He probably smart talked his way up.

by Grandwing July 29, 2010

smart

The opposite of George W. Bush.

George W. Bush is so not smart.

by gonadfry August 30, 2005

Smartest

Being super smart, and stuff.

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."

by Hezeru April 6, 2017

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006

smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

Smart whore

typically a girl, who is a whore, but does it secretly. She will fuck a guy who asks her to and give blow jobs, but doesn't tell anyone about it/ brag about it. she knows how to keep friends and does not mess around with her friends boyfriends, and will only fuck a guy with a girlfriend if she thinks he's really worth it

boy one: hey, i fucked jane last night
boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
boy one: nah, man she's a smart whore.

by #beentheredonethat November 7, 2011