Spiderhanding

the act of make ones hand look like Spider-Man's hand when he is shooting web to sexually pressure female reproductive origins.

yeah broski i had that bitch smiling after i spiderhanding her last night.

by Freedom99k July 18, 2023

The Slenderman

Slenderman is Paranormal Figure From Something Awful Forums. His story is that he was a business man. A Demon Possessed him and gave him the opportunity to drive people insane and steal children. He is Seen in forests parks and other areas. But mostly in Parks. Slenderman has brothers who kill to. Well, some: His favourite: Offendorman
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However

Who's That guy in the suit behind that girl
?: Slenderman!
? You mean, The Slenderman?

by Google Inc. February 4, 2017

Slenderman

A scorned old man with a drinking problem and a fetish for urinating out of windows, burning dogs and stalking ex girlfriends.

Yo Ryan Hendry, why you always gotta be such a slenderman?

by Nmfc August 17, 2018

spidermaned

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers

Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.

by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

by T. Barr March 22, 2009

Spiderman Bitch

A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.

I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.

by Salty Dub April 13, 2016

spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)

Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.

by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019