Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010

Shanghai girl

A girl or woman from China who pursues romance and marriage solely for personal financial benefits and not for love. Shanghainese are perhaps the most crass about this practice, although it obviously exists elsewhere too.

When you see a beautiful model with a short, balding, pudgy man, you know you have found a Shanghai girl.

by Bob LeKatt May 28, 2012

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

Shanghai left

Similar to a Pittsburgh left except that multiple vehicle make the attempt. Vehicles will generally keep turning left until the opposing traffic forcibly asserts the right of way in a manner similar to a game of "chicken." Named for a practice common in Shanghai, China and other crowded cities in Asia.

"Wow, look at all those cars and trucks attempting a Shanghai left! I can't believe there aren't more accidents here. The highway department should install green arrows and turning lanes."

by wthrfrk80 November 12, 2012

Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.

Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"

by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013