Rip Skeez

Another way to describe getting a hit from a pipe/bong

"Dude lemme get a rip skeez"
"Yeah go for it"

by Killah Liz October 23, 2008

p'skeezle skazzel

A phrase invented by accident one day because my friends called me predictable, so I just uttered the first nonsense that came to mind. It is both a greeting, an expression of excitement and a phrase to shout in celebration.

(knock on door)

My friend "come in"
(door opens)
Me: p'skeezle skazzel
My friend: what?
Me: who's predictable now bitch?

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 5, 2018

Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

skeeza

Skank-ass ho

You're a rich girl, far from a skeeza
I'm playin broke at the mall with your visa

by eXXX June 13, 2004

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008

skeeyee

another term for « pull up » or come over

if you see me and you try to say what’s up skeeyee

by lick_my_d1ck July 3, 2023

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010