Skip to main content

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!
by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003
mugGet the home shopping network mug.

Shoppin the High School

The dude who even after he graduates high school hangs out at the high school. The Older Prom date kinda guy.
Randy likes to drive past "shoppin the high school" Bumpin the Bass at 11:30 everyday to let the ladies know he is around.
by Casiniknowit June 13, 2012
mugGet the Shoppin the High School mug.

Shepparton

The definition of revving expensive cars in front of a beaurepairs. Also can be used as a synonym of ‘shithole’.
Harvey: Hey Patrick, did you hear Lily’s going to a school in Shepparton? Ah fuck, I meant shithole.
Patrick: No way, she’s gonna turn fuckin’ feral.
by Peter File October 17, 2018
mugGet the Shepparton mug.

Vindow shopping

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.
Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check
by knet February 3, 2007
mugGet the Vindow shopping mug.

Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.
by FuelRod January 26, 2009
mugGet the Facebook Shopping mug.

screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.
cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now
by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009
mugGet the screen shopping mug.

basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way
your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town
by mr. squinter February 19, 2010
mugGet the basket shopper mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email