Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

by dodia April 9, 2021

First Person Shooter

Putting a GoPro on your dick

Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.

by RicardoXXVI July 7, 2017

Southwestern Six Shooter

A) To basically try a new gun on a live target
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.

“‘Ey Billy!! Just got done rippin’ some Triple S(Southwestern Six Shooter) and this ‘Tard at the bar snorted root beer syrup and fucked a Modelo bottle!

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 2, 2019

insecure middle schooler

Basically a middle schooler that is really hating something about themselves from 6th graders -8th graders it could be body, personality, gender, sexuality, etc. I must remind you that some will be extremely immature because of it

Person 1: did you see the 7th grader there he/they/she is a very insecure middle schooler

by Iamsimpp December 5, 2021

Lieutenant School Shooter

A second possible shooter in a mass shooting in usually a school but could be used in any instance of a duo of shooters during an active shooter situation. usually unidentifiable at the present time of coverage.

We heard today that there was a shooting at his local Middle School. Yeah we heard it was a troubled 17 year old and his sidekick Lieutenant School Shooter!

by OrangeCandyBar December 10, 2021

Shooter music

1. Rock music with a hard, fast beat, good to play during activities involving shooting, such as Air-soft or Paintball

2. Music used in the gunbattles scenes of movies.

3. Music found in the Background or part of the soundtrack in primarily shooter movies,

Shooter Music Examples

Definition 1
~401 Kill, by Rise Against

Definition 2
~Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue

Definition 3
~Shape of Things to come, by Audioslave

by Clive Owen...HAH, just kidding July 6, 2008

grade schooler

1. A childish person or situation

2. A n00b or a rook

"Hey, you wanna go to the mall?" - Bling

"Nah, man, that's grade schooler crap," - Chaotix

by Blue Drache November 22, 2004