Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

sponchyunk

to write a poem for a person you hate then give it to them

i shalt not sponchyunk for you

by z4nky69 June 5, 2025

Sponch

The act of vaping.

Want to go Sponch?

by Mysticuser June 11, 2025

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

lappiges schönchen

a hot finnish person

me: *looks at samu haber* wow that dude really is a lappiges schönchen
other person: lol ur right

by sunriseavenue3 July 23, 2021

ha shlonchan

shlonak - male iraqi greeting

shlonich - female iraqi greeting

ha shlonchan - hella people together

*pulls up to the squad* “ha shlonchan”

by prof. Yousef timbit Alshimary November 3, 2022

Claire and Shoncy

Claire and Shoncy: the modern day Romeo and Juliet. The 1967 movie of the same name talks of a couple who are bankrobbers travelling the country together.

Several songs have been written by duos with allusion to this, the most known being the '03 Claire and Shoncy by Jay-Z and Beyonce and the '96 Me and My Girlfriend by Tupac Shakur.

#bonnie#clyde#bf#gf#03

Man, me and my b****, we're like Claire and Shoncy together.

by Majeedesty July 9, 2017