shmegmania

When one has the craze to peel back a foreskin and take a teaspoon to that sweet sweet shlong butter.

I hope I dont get shmegmania again, my breath still smells like his wiener gunk.

by G diddle and Big-Nuts Po Po December 9, 2008

shmeegan

Word used to describe angst, but not extreme frustration

"That book isn't available yet"
"Oh, shmeegan"

by livelovelaugh111 June 20, 2009

shmidge

1. name given to a person who is vertically challenged.
2. a significant other who is half the size of you in height.

1. he couldnt even see over the counter; such a shmidge.
2. hes deffinetly a shmidge cause when we kiss i would end up kissing his bellybutton.

by jormeg January 26, 2010

Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

shmegegge

Yiddish word meaning a bunch of baloney or hot air... shmegegge cannot be a person, but a person can be full of shmegegge.

Example: Dan told me about that. What a bunch of shmegegge.

by wordup18 April 5, 2019

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

by Sir Vanliktenstein December 31, 2010

Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.

You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!

by The Jesuit August 14, 2010