Shap

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."

by TopNotchTopHat May 5, 2014

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Shampoo Tweaker

A person who runs out of their supply of shampoo or other hair products and is forced to used their friends shampoo until they are able to come up with the allotted amount of money needed for new shampoo

"Dave, have you been using my shampoo?"
"Yeah but only for a few days..."
"Dude get your own shampoo you stupid shampoo tweaker"

by EmoDude November 20, 2007

schmapig

a really ugly girl who has a huge head and big eyes that droop.usually has the name jamie

wow that girl jamie is definitely a schmapig

by lolhhaha September 17, 2015

Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.

My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!

by Frank Barron June 2, 2009

Shampoo

Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.

Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011

Shap00

A wild, bearded sheep inhabiting the Ladakh mountains. It is reddish brown, with a dark beard from the chin to the chest. Also known as the oörial

"Look at the glorious shap00 standing atop the cliffs, just look at him. `Tis such a beautiful sight."
- Jeremy R.R. Assymtote

by HES May 7, 2004