Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019

Shatcaster

A man who casts shit all over his room and home

Jeez he’s such a shatcaster look at this mess

by PilotBus May 8, 2019

Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.

When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.

by SMBR June 29, 2019

Shitmate

A nice way of calling someone a shitbag, i.e. not being squared away or being disgusting.

Hey shitmate! Fix your cover, that ain't your grandad's ball cap.

Shitmate go hygiene, you smell like ass.

by Slackjaw Johnson November 10, 2019

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020

shiteater57

swag, was dagashis, genshin player, shit kinker, friends with a baka

shiteater57 is super baka.

by amongusventi March 26, 2021