Shopping

Codeword for stealing.

I need a new iPod, I guess I'll go shopping in the locker room.

by PrincetonReview May 16, 2009

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003

Vindow shopping

V(irtual W)indow Shopping

The act of logging on to (via a internet connected computer) a website loading up your online cart with the ultimate configuration of <insert noun here.>

Dreaming about recieving the <noun> then proceeding to empty your online cart because you cant afford it.

Sam and Jen were vindow shopping for a new SUV last week, getting ready for when they get their settlement check

by knet February 3, 2007

Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.

I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.

by FuelRod January 26, 2009

screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.

cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now

by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009

Shopping round the corner

A slang term for a homosexual in British culture. It is so termed because instead of 'shopping' at the normal crevice the participant has decided to do their 'shopping' round the other side.

James: Graham Norton does his shopping round the corner!
Chris: You mean he goes to Somerfields? I knew that guy was a fucking weirdo..
James: No I mean he likes to shove his erect penis into the chocolate starfish of other men.
Chris: Oh so he shops at Morrisons then?

by themangelick October 9, 2008

Anti-shipping

When someone is against other people shipping a fictional couple because they personally dislike it.

Believing other people shouldn't enjoy a certain pairing and actively demanding those people to stop shipping it, generally involving morals as a reason to why they don't like the pairing and nobody else should.

Person 1: The other day an anti harassed me because they found out I ship Sylvie and Loki.

Person 2: Ugh, anti-shipping is so dumb. Why do you care that I like something that you don't? They're so childish.

by bluelipstik November 10, 2021