Shuzzlecrumpet

1: Another way to reference the word shit without actually saying it.

2: Someone who is extremely stupid

3: A way to blasphemize an Englishman.

4: When somebody shits in your crumpets.

Dude 1: Dude you failed your english final. You have to take the whole class over.

Dude 2: Flarkin' Shuzzlecrumpets!!!!

by Xonus June 1, 2009

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

suzza

1. Local slang for hip and happening county in England; Surrey.

"Hey, when are you back in suzza?"

"I don't know man, I don't make plans"

by cazzatron May 27, 2013

shuzzbutt

The most intellectually bounded linguistic marvel of a word. Shuzzbutt.

Look over there, SHUZZBUTT.

by ODK23 May 4, 2018

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018

Shuzzy

Slang for shut up

(@tksli)

“Bro needs to shuzzy”
“ong , he’s annoying ash”

by swoozo April 3, 2022

scuzino

school in between 12 and 13 mile on hover road that is home to the bitch ass warren kids that argue and fight constaintly about other dealers stealin there customers. people say its a good school but there probley poor center line kids that bitch all the time.

you go to scuzino?....youa bitch

by screw cousino January 17, 2011