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Sandstorm 

When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.
I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm
Sandstorm by Nick Petrowski October 16, 2020

Insurgency Sandstorm 

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
Insurgency Sandstorm by Kongjie December 12, 2020

Sand Burglar 

Any Middle-Eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.
Today I was playing basketball in my driveway. I went to get a drink and when I came back my basketball was missing. I assume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.
Sand Burglar by BiiPolarBear August 8, 2009

Sand in His Vagina 

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.
1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
Sand in His Vagina by baddazoner February 21, 2011

sand donkey 

a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)
damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach
sand donkey by taco kween April 30, 2014

Shore Sand 

A place for noobs to relax and trade/transfer items.
I am going to make the server shore sand.
Shore Sand by Snat April 7, 2005