The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
by Caswellianhero November 15, 2016
Get the wife selling mug.A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:
2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Possible garnish: Lemon twist
2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Possible garnish: Lemon twist
Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.
by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014
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To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.
No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
Get the Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon mug.Referred to any feature that a company or entrepreneurial organization uses to greatly promote their product as a way to catch the attention of the customer.
Note that selling points don't always mean the product is good, as some companies tend to force selling points that wouldn't bring any benefit or generate any interest in the potential customer.
Note that selling points don't always mean the product is good, as some companies tend to force selling points that wouldn't bring any benefit or generate any interest in the potential customer.
Jack: Hey, did you see that new Black Ops 4 trailer? It's so cool!
Kevin: Yeah, I saw it. Honestly, I don't like how the studio is using the "Battle Royale" feature as their selling point.
Kevin: Yeah, I saw it. Honestly, I don't like how the studio is using the "Battle Royale" feature as their selling point.
by Mac-n-chose October 1, 2018
Get the Selling Point mug.A good looking human. If more than one person agrees that that human is a sapling they become a tree.
Human one: Bob is such a sapling
Human two: No he’s a tree
Human one: My sapling is over there act natural
Human two: Hey Bob! Brittany likes you!!!!!
Human two: No he’s a tree
Human one: My sapling is over there act natural
Human two: Hey Bob! Brittany likes you!!!!!
by I’m confuzzled June 17, 2019
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Jerry: why does Rob always say that he wants a better life or something like that?
Bob: oh he's stalling the whole day so he feels like he's dead inside
Bob: oh he's stalling the whole day so he feels like he's dead inside
by xxalex April 19, 2020
Get the Stalling mug.To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 18, 2011
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