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Steven Universe

He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.
Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?
by ADHD stan February 1, 2020
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creamy steven

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!
by Ryami March 18, 2008
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Stoven

Uncontrollable heat or high humidity, usually around 95 degrees fahrenheit or higher.
Luis: "We got a baseball game tomorrow right?"
Rob: "Yeah it's going to suck it's suppose to be soooo stoven out."
by Anal Bied July 30, 2011
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Steven Rae

Used to describe an outstanding specimen of a bear (usually polar) who has two thumbs and also enjoys a bevy. Usually seen roaming around on the hunt around the inner city hunting grounds oF Dundonia Upon Tay.
by besafe86 October 4, 2011
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Steven Universe

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay
by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017
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Steven Tyler

Only the BEST frontman in existance! Steven Tyler has transcended time and his voice STILL freakin rocks!!!!
JUST PUSH PLAY......FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!
listen to Toys in the Attic and Steven Tyler's voice will blow you away!!!
by Angela Rotondo September 19, 2008
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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.
Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!
by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009
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