Brooks of Sheffield

An imaginary character in the novel David Copperfield by Charles Dickens. Mr. Murdstone refers to him while talking over little Davy's head to his friends about his pursuance of Davy's mother.

"Quinion," said Mr. Murdstone, "take care, if you please. Somebody's sharp."
"Who is?" asked the gentleman, laughing.
I looked up, quickly; being curious to know.
"Only Brooks of Sheffield," said Mr. Murdstone.

David Copperfield, p. 27

by english_lit_mistress July 31, 2006

Seffay

A seffay is when one slays themself.

"I thought Taais was gone when I called her a cunt, but she was standing right beside me. That was a seffay."

by CraftyChristian October 8, 2007

Sheffy

Unreal fuckin hockey player

"Hey Sheffy you're a fuckin legend, get out there and snipe one home so we can take home the fuckin hardware"

by sheffy7401 July 19, 2016

sheff

A sheff is a knife in U.K. slang.

PERSON 1: Yo, are you going to bring a sheff to the fight?
PERSON 2: Yeah but don't tell anyone.

by sheps_s January 14, 2017

Smiff

A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."

by Maetrix January 14, 2008

Seffner

A place in Hillsborough county, Fl where all the crackheads live. The drug capital of Florida, also known as methner. There’s one place in particular. A school called Seffner Christian Academy, a private school that resides right in front of a little motel hotel inn. There’s been several meth labs that have blown up and the kids at SCA watch the crackheads walk up and down the sidewalk. It’s also a big joke to the SCA kids to call it the shady hotel, there’s even a fan page dedicated to the crackheads seen at the hotel. It’s called methner.crackers (y’all should follow it). Anyways Seffner is quite the place to grow up with all the 12 year old Caucasian gang wannabes that buy and deal pot from the crack crazies. If you live there you know that everyday holds something new and it’s never a boring day in seffner.

Redneck: hey you live in seffner?
Crackhead: yEaH i LiVe In ThE sHaDy HoTeL!¡

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • November 30, 2019

smuffled

One of those words that comes out when you're trying to say another and is a mixture of the two.
It's a mixture of smothered, muffled, and stifled. (there are probably other combo's too)

I felt so smuffled when my parents wouldn't allow me to IM for a week and I didn't know the latest gossip.

by forget_me_not April 4, 2005