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seal of orichalcos

dangerous magic card from Yugioh that can take you soul. Once played in a duel, a seal surrounds all duelists, trapping them inside and preventing others from entering. If a player's life points hit 0, the seal closes on them, and takes their soul. If all duelists lose their life points, the seal breaks apart and no one is taken.

Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
by World Domination March 6, 2005
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slippery seal

when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.
she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slippery seal.
by Clark, T May 2, 2006
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retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010
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Navy SEAL

Crazy ass mofos who will fuck you up anywhere any time any place
WTF y think u a Navy SEAL or some shit?
by Mr.X December 9, 2002
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Don't Break the Seal Night

Bar special where you drink for free until you have to urinate. Any drinks you get after you "break the seal" have to be paid for.
Carl only managed to get six beers for free on Don't Break the Seal Night...should have gone to the john before.
by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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Trained Seal

When a man stacks three females on top of each other and has sex with all three, each of which making a different noise as he screws her.
by thameythidd September 5, 2009
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