Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Dirty Shirley Temple

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.

Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.

by mixologist1 August 20, 2016

Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.

Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

not that kinda shirley

in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.

"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"

by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020

French Shirley

A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.

that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.

by joykiller13t March 9, 2009

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014