rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011

Rubber Nub Tug

A hand job given while the man is wearing a condom.

Excuse me party bus driver? Could you pull over at the next gas station so I can get one of those bathroom rubbers? Mary Ann is all hot and bothered and I don't wanna miss my chances of missing a rubber nub tug.

by KingGus2 July 9, 2014

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014

Rubber forehead alien

A type of alien in science fiction that is portrayed by a man or woman wearing prosthetic makeup. Usually, these aliens look almost completely human, with the exception of certain facial features, such as enlarged noses, horns, ridged brows, etc. These are common in sci-fi tv shows that have low budgets, but they can also be a common sight in higher budget franchises such as Star Wars (the twi'lek, for example). This term can also apply to aliens from video games, a prime example being the Asari from Mass Effect.

Guy 1: The Asari from Mass Effect are such rubber forehead aliens.

Guy 2: That's nothing! What about Ka D'argo from Farscape?

by BatteryMaster June 3, 2016

rubber-fucky

n. The anatomically correct rubber doll that you screw in the bathtub because you cannot get a real person willing to fuck you.

If Wanda would only give me a piece of ass, I would not have to be in this bubble bath with my rubber-fucky.

by Sugarbumbum May 27, 2017