Reboot

Someone who is slow, like a rebooted computer; a retard.

you reboot! why would you shoot your mom???!!

by grahhh1244 April 21, 2024

Retool

describes someone who is incredibly stupid, and a massive tool

"hey! that's not how you use that thing you retool!"

by drawingkid May 25, 2024

Retrothermodynamics

The psychological experience of feeling energy and motivation flow backward. In normal thermodynamics, heat flows from hot to cold. In retrothermodynamics, your weekend motivation mysteriously drains into the void of your upcoming Monday. It’s the law that dictates how your excitement for a project evaporates the moment you sit down to work, only to reappear when you're trying to fall asleep. It’s the science of why the battery in your brain is always at 1% when you need it most.

Example: "I had all this energy to go to the gym after work, but by the time 5 PM hit, retrothermodynamics had pulled all that heat into my couch."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Retrothermodynamics (Physics)

The hypothetical physics of heat, energy, and work operating in reverse temporal direction. In retrothermodynamics, heat would flow spontaneously from cold objects to hot ones, friction would accelerate objects instead of slowing them down, and engines would run by absorbing exhaust fumes and fuel while outputting work and air. It's what you'd get if you took a video of normal thermodynamic processes and played it backward—a universe where every energy transaction is perfectly reversed, and the arrow of thermal time points the other way.

Retrothermodynamics (Physics) Example: "The movie scene where a character's breath unfreezes and returns to their mouth is a charming moment of cinematic retrothermodynamics."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

Reboot the Box

After a night of fun times and she stays around. You decide to get one more last fling in there to Jumpstart the day. Reboot the Box.

Yeah man, after last night I went ahead and reboot the Box before she went on her merry way.

by JakeLV December 25, 2024

Retoft

A Retoft is a worker who might otherwise be called a "Retard" when they do something stupid or just wont have a go, however the "ard" in Retard sounds like "hard" These people don't deserve this high honour of being a "retard" because they are just too SOFT. Calling these people a Retard would be insulting to the genuinely disadvantaged.

Why can't this Retoft just get the job done without complaining, Just have a go... Oh, if you hurt yourself, suck it up!!

by Angryboss_77 May 9, 2025

RETROTRIATE

Retrotriate (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈrɛt.roʊ.tri.eɪt/

Definition:
To return emotionally, mentally, or spiritually to a version of yourself that once existed — to drift back into a moment, a memory, or a feeling you thought you’d outgrown.
Etymology:
Formed from retro- (“backward, past”) + the ending of repatriate (“to return to one’s origin”). Coined by “ Ky ”
(Kurt Yvan S. Belarmino, 2025).

Example sentences:

Every time that song plays, I retrotriate to the person I was before everything changed.

She retrotriated into her teenage sketches, surprised by how honest they were.

I retrotriated last night — not in place, but in heart.

by Kyrrion Eyvandir November 3, 2025