A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.
Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
by Mr Sruffiness August 12, 2009
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Was the drink of choice for many teens in north side poco during the early 2000's due to its cheap price tag.
Was the drink of choice for many teens in north side poco during the early 2000's due to its cheap price tag.
by Buckeigh November 1, 2013
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The Native American equivalent of White Trash. The people coming off of reservations who are clearly alcoholics, wife beaters, and whores.
by Joel Erickson March 24, 2003
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Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape
Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.
Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.
Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.
Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.
Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape
Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.
Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.
Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.
Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.
Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:
You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
by A Jaded Case Student January 8, 2005
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Be pressured to do something by dirty liberal like Rob Reiner.
Be pressured to do something by dirty liberal like Rob Reiner.
by Dan O'Leary December 10, 2003
Get the Reinered mug.A hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. Sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster's hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.
Ex.1:
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"
Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."
Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*
Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"
Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"
Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."
Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*
Ex.2:
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"
by ChadbroSpill March 29, 2010
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