pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

preteen pussy fart

when a preteen girl farts or quiefs out of her pussy and a strong stench comes out.

Mary just made a preteen pussy fart resulting in my eyes burning!

by lick-a-clit March 15, 2011

Parets

Hockessin slang for cigarette; so dubbed because of the chain-smoking band conductor of AI duPont Highschool.

Person 1: Yo, nigga, lemme get get a coupla' dem Paretses you got there.
Person 2: Menthol, I assume.

by Mike Mahoney May 13, 2005

pretent

(pronounced pretench) one syl/abrev lang for pretentious. the act of saying the word gives a pretentious air therefore making the use of it even more hilarious

Ew, that girl is so pretent.

by maf1 April 8, 2006

extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 11, 2010

Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008

pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

by k3|see March 22, 2008