proactive procrastination

The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.

Bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. Instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.

by romioc November 1, 2007

procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Prochristinating

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves

Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010

procrastination

Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as lazy.

Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest.

Ignorant person: You is lazy!

Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend?

Ignorant person: Uh...

Me: Hypocrite.

by MrCuddles February 6, 2007

Procrastination

What you're doing right now.

Using the Urban Dictionary is a form of procrastination.

by fireseeker4him February 14, 2009

proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.

Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.

by pichuu <3 October 9, 2009