preadolescent predator

a boy who belives in getting girls while they are "ripe" (15 and younger). he goes to parties and gets preadolescents drunk so he can "get to know them better" his mottos include "no need to break out the mower if the grass hasnt started growing" and "no grass on the lawn? go around back and play in the mud" and "its much better to spread the seed where the seeds havnt sprouted yet"

the guy at the party who looks like either your weird uncle or an undercover cop, who buys the alchohol leagaly but only lets the girls drink it and calls you a "cock block" if you ask for a shot. most likely carrys around ghb and year old condoms hoping to "get lucky"

by mike easy money August 20, 2005

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The Perduk

Hang a girl by the waist from a rope hanging 3 feet down from the ceiling. Spin her around on this rope until she reaches full RPM. Quickly cut the rope and initialize penetration as she is corkscrewing toward your boner.
Warning: when doing this sexual stunt use caution!!

I told that girl i wanted to give her the Perduk, she was like "What the eF???!!!!

by John Qtip January 11, 2009

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perd

a political nerd - a politician that is as out of his or her element on a topic as badly as a nerd is in a social situation. Indications of "perdiness' are trying to support her or his position with twisted logic, illogical science, or an anecdote to distort the truth.

Marsha Blackburn, the Vice Chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee, tried to deny global climate change by quoting the increase in carbon dioxide in parts per million numbers and calling it a slight increase when it actually represents a 25 percent increase. What a perd!

by UpNDown February 22, 2014

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