poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.

Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.

by CafeFiend March 15, 2025

I-Pouting

Listening to your I-Pod in the office to drown out the annoying conversations or protest the actions of your co-workers.

Lisa spent the afternoon I-Pouting to keep Brian's ramblings from spilling into her cube.

by Brian D of St Paul January 31, 2008