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poopuss

A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.
1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
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poopsex

A way of life. Poopsex can mean anything. It can replace any Verb, noun, adjective, or any word for that matter. Poopsex is the supreme way of life.(pooopseks)n,adj,v,pn,etc. Example: Hey Poopsex!; Ahh that's Poopsex!!; I'm going to the Poopsex to get some Poopsex(I'm going to the store to get some milk; That is flaming Poopsex!!!
Before: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the park with my wife.
After: I think I would enjoy a nice long walk in the Poopsex with my Poopsex.
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you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
by greigh_river February 10, 2010
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poopisode

A sudden and prolonged gastro-intestinal episode involving repeated defecation.
"I must have eaten something bad last night, cuz this morning I had the worst poopisode!"
by abokran July 24, 2005
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poopscreen

The old old legend of how kids get to be freckley. It is said that the child has a screen held over his or her face, then someone poops on the screen. Little drops of excrement seep through & fall onto the childs skin, thus making them poopscreened, AKA freckled.
ginger kid: you suck!
normal kid: shut up you frickin poopscreen!
by kdsjfa April 25, 2006
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poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.
I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.
by Shoxedone December 30, 2008
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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