newb got poned

someone inexpierienced in gameing that just got beaten badly.

joey: i just beat u by 70 points
charlie: i know i got beat badly
joey: newb got poned ohhhhhhh

by Austin Biddle May 3, 2006

corn poned

Pwned to the point that one resembles corn pone. FUBAR.

Steve: Mawk's head sploded!
Ownerer: Fuck yeah, I just corn poned him.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

Poned

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014

Poner

A poner is someone who poses to be a stoner. They claim they’re ‘pros’ and total weed masters but have no idea wtf they’re doing or talking about.

“I passed the blunt to Becka and she didn’t even inhale it wastin all my weed actin fake high n shit. She got the blunt hella wet too, I aint smoking with her again.”

“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019

ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

by NickGe March 1, 2007

poned

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

by k.con November 4, 2008

pones

a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore

that crazy pones won't stop mewping!

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003