Pinto bean headass

A guy who looks like a pinto bean

D: Hey who's that pinto bean headass over there?

K: OH that's Brennen Taylor

by HoseokHixtape July 14, 2018

Pinto Tucker

An infamous archaeologist, who is most famous for his work in Incan and Aztec artefacts, he is in many ways likened to a living Indiana Jones, or a male Lara Croft. Born in the UK, he is now a A-list celebrity even though he has had very little media coverage.

He has written books such as "The essential guide to shooting a monkey!" as a slightly satirical look on his adventures, and annoyances of the wildlife he has encountered.

"Pinto Tucker is the most influential man in the modern world today, he's been through so much but still lacks the arrogance of many a traveller, but retains the warmth and humour of a best friend!" - Nelson Mandela

by Daniel Winter June 30, 2004

pinewood smile

The creepy smirk dead people have on their faces at a funeral.

The funeral was nice but Bob had a real Pinewood Smile on his face.

by Grunky Peep October 16, 2017

Pinto

In South East Asia this is slang for foreigners with an enormous penis.

In Thailand, prostitutes warn each other

“Don’t do anal with that guy, he is a PINTO.”

In referring to adult porn actors, instead of saying he is hung like a horse, they say he is a PINTO.

by Las Vegas hoodlum August 28, 2019

Ford Pinto

1) A beautiful car made by Ford in the years between 1970-1980 that would explode if you rearended it
2) a metaphor for anal

I met this new girl and we might take a

ride in the Ford Pinto soon

by Amxela December 25, 2015

pinetree

accesory hung on rear view mirror in effort to make an automobile look and smell negroidial

He got seven pine trees hangin in his mo-fuggin Maxima.

by x June 15, 2003

pinecone

clueless wonder

aww man he has the thought process of a pinecone

by Anonymous October 23, 2003