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Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie
"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"
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Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Picute

A very cute girl who is always appropriatly dressed and has no relation to whores or 'easy girls'
Did you see Marci today? She was lookin very picute.
by icraM February 27, 2007
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Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.
Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.
by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011
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picked clean

When something has been completely emptied of its contents. Usually used in more morbid contexts, but can be used for most anything.
Just two days after it was discovered, the tomb was completely picked clean of artifacts.

The wreckage had been picked clean by salvagers.

The vultures picked the corpse clean.
by Screennameless January 21, 2009
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pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.
Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!
by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006
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Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.
Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.
by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010
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