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Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
by yardcows October 30, 2008
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bully pulpit

Teddy Roosevelt used the term "bully" as an adjective to mean "wonderful" or "superb", and coined the term "bully pulpit" to mean a terrific platform from which to advocate an agenda.

An alternate definition of "bully" as a noun means someone who harasses or intimidates. The modern definition of "bully pulpit" reflects the misuse of the church pulpit by unenlightened preachers to bully followers into submitting to their twisted views.
I used to enjoy going to church until the preacher started using the bully pulpit to rail against homosexuals. This is not the message of Jesus! I have plenty of gay friends who are the kindest, most generous people you could know. I don't attend church anymore.
by tnunnster May 2, 2010
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pulp

A form of literature that originated in 1930's magazines. It features relatively simplistic and often lurid tales, with much action and little psychological thrills.
The Quentin Tarantino film Kill Bill is an example of pulp writing in movie form.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
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pulp fiction

one of the greatest movies ever, no one ever looked so badass while wearing a suite, oh and adam you can shut the fuck up
say what again i dare you mother fucker.
now, what does marcellas wallace look like?!

hes...black

does he look like a bitch?!

whaaa?

BOOM

does he look like a bitch?!

noo nooo

they why'd you try to fuck him like one?
by caedes venatus January 3, 2005
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Pulp Friction

An act usually following the Florida feedbag in which penetration is achieved despite the viscous presence of regurgitated orange juice.
I knew I'd be chafed walking around the theme parks the next day, but I had to get my "Pulp Friction" on that night.
by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006
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Philpotts

A gay lesbian that likes making shitty SFM hentai on Daily Motion

Also a xenophobic bigot that Burn downs families (Example Mick philpot)
Daniel Philpottsed a home and the kids all died inside, than daniel went to jail and got spanked by daddy.
by 76tftfrtrfd March 2, 2017
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Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009
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