emo gathering

A gathering of at least 10 emos to decide what is the best method of cutting themselves and the instraments they use. Usally in a public place where they get pleasure in gaining pity from common people

John: look, an emo gathering in kfc
pete: i feel sorry for them. Really all they do for society is spread abuse

by D G FELLA January 16, 2009

Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.

I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.

by Vit June 30, 2003

Magic the Gathering

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.

Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.

by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009

Magic: the Gathering

Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:

My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.

I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.

by mistagorilla September 20, 2008

Petering

used to describe someone who is constantly complaining about someone or something. ie. bitching

1. Dude stop petering about Lambert he will come good for us."

2. We lossed our first game of the season and you won't stop petering about it.

by mosh_pit August 5, 2014

Pottering

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way with odd jobs whilst drinking beer.

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon

I grabbed a beer and mowed the lawn on Saturday afternoon, I was just pottering around

by The__Bear September 5, 2019

magic the gathering

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.

-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....

by Jenny April 15, 2005