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Parkour

1. The most pretentious douchy way to travel.
2. The mistaken belief that every surface has the traction needed to stick your landing.
3. Natural selection.
1. I have my own parkour channel on youtube with 1 million views.
2. Through parkour, I can travel across moss covered roofs of london and survive.
3. Parkour has helped us eliminated some of dumbest people in the world.
by wakkadoodooo November 3, 2016
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Paro

A dark and lonely place. It has been home to many different gangs and 'creatures' over the years. It is believed that this is where Satan was born. It was also the secret hideout of Jack The Ripper and John Lennon at one point. If you ever go to this place beware, anything could wander in while youre there, creatures like 'A Sharlack', 'A Razzer' or the razzer's older brother; 'The paulijoose'.
Man: I've heard some strange stories about 'Paro'
Guy: I hear that 'the devil' sometimes lurks in there
Man: yeah, and i hear theres a junkie pedophile that lives in there, the euvenetor.
by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011
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Paro Rangers

To be a long standing champion of being in the state of paro.

A play on the classic ninties cartoon 'Power Rangers', a Paro Ranger may have special skills (eg. cock blocking) that are relevant to the state of paro. A group of Paro Rangers will want a large array of special skills to increase their chances of paro survival. Paro Rangers will also most likely dress up to get in the state of paro, or whilst in the state of paro.

Paro Rangers will regularly get paro as a lifestyle choice, and the name is a familiar term used with endearment.
Let's go, Paro Ranger!

Get a gary scoot on Paro Rangers!

We go out every friday, get smashed, PARO RANGERS!
by Green_Ranger April 19, 2008
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Paro

When you constantly think about a person throughout your day with no control .
When it's just a person clouding you thoughts . In a good way .
I've been having the paro about Michelle lately and I have no reason why.
by Davvey July 2, 2018
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parku

This name stands for flower. It originates from Chin State. It is a definition for 'beautiful flower'.
She is beautiful, she must be a Parku!
by Pangpar October 8, 2018
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beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.
I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.
by Weens September 24, 2005
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poopy parlour

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"
by applesandpoop July 14, 2009
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