pair of shoes

Someone who is irrelevant or horrific at a certain game or activity

Doso: How is Rick in pool?
Jim: Man, he ain't nothing but a pair of shoes. Don't sweat it.

by kcardoso92 May 3, 2013

Pair Pressure

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.

I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure

by Kreyna April 24, 2017

paki slap

a paki slap is like apimp slap but instead of using baby powder you use curry powder hence the name paki slap

copyright damien robinson and james taylor

james: damien you cock munching peado
'damien says nothing and leaves the room'
james: where you going faggot?
damien: you cheeky fucker 'slap'
james: why is my face burning?
damien: you just been paki slapped bitch!
james: im going blind
damien: lmao =

by damien robinson and james taylor January 18, 2008

Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate

Just wacked off pakistani backhand..

by Love It Lots October 28, 2010

pakishop

The place that can turn your exotic food Friday into the longest super diarrhea week of your life.

A: Have you seen Linda lately?
B: She's still recovering after that couscous from the pakishop.
A: D:

by flyingfuck July 5, 2011

Pakistani Push-Pop

When one person sticks his/her finger into a mans rectum, causing the penis to become erect, and finally the man/woman will suck on that mans penis...resembling a push-pop.

Dude, Bubba Dipple just gave me thae best Pakistani Push-Pop that I have ever recieved.

by underwatrdrummer February 29, 2008

Pakistani prostitute

A goat, or a dualacorn, or often camels. Used for sexual gratification in desolate areas.

Dude I got lost in the woods and had to find a Pakistani prostitute to keep me warm at night.

by Spudoh January 29, 2010