Pubertendencia

A medical condition in which an adult male or female, over the age of 21, continues to suffer from puberty like symptoms.

When Mike began having random erections at the bar with his buddies, or while walking around the mall with his girlfriend, he sought the advice of his doctor. The diagnosis was pubertendencia.

I would have made that sale if my voice hadn't kept cracking in the middle of my presentation like a 15 year olds. Damn pubertendencia.

Yo, did you see Julie's mom's acne? Classic pubertendencia bro.

by Juz4workn January 28, 2010

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Pubearty

The stage of a mans life when he starts growing hair in unusually places - namely, the ears

Now that I have turned 40 I have noticed that I am growing extra hair in special places, the ears .... its official, I have finally reached pubearty

by bjc/arc September 14, 2012

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Poberty

When a child becomes an adolescent but is still poor.

Underprivileged children maturing into adolescents under the pandemic have achieved poberty.

by Toriburchwood February 8, 2021

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Pubertised

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.

Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah

by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

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puberto

when Roberto hits puberty

roberto: oh there's hair down there guess I'm now puberto

by you're my special friend March 23, 2019

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Pubert

The name of a legendary warrior.
The name is said to bestow otherworldly powers and abilities to all who were blessed with the name Pubert.

Puberta is the feminine alternative to Pubert.

All who lay eyes on Pubert instantly fall in love.
The chaddest of chads, Pubert is the most chiseled of all masculine males.

Mortal men wish they were him, Women want him.
Pubert, the name of a god.

"OMG!! Who is that guy?!? He's so handsome!!"

"That is Pubert III, the legendary warrior!"

"Wow!! He must have massive balls of steel!"

by SirBlue77 January 28, 2023

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