pogswag

when something is simultaneously poggers and swag.

guy 1: dude did you see the travis scott fortnite event?
guy2: yeah it was pogswag asf
guy1: so my doctor recently told me i have terminal cancer
guy2: pogswag

by reppinReg February 12, 2021

poskaeon

It is when you combine a pencil mark and a marker. But the marker has to be red, blue, or yellow. This also works with a pen. It is an art.

Woah! Did you see the new poskaeon drawing! It is so vibrant and red!

by BackYardBabySugarPlum06 May 6, 2021

poshak

Fucker

Poshak is a fucker

by Reddy1234 October 18, 2022

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

posamistic

a word slur combining the two words with similar meanings positive and optimistic

the opposite to negative or pessimistic is emmm.... posamistic

by yes i am indeed yes yes January 24, 2010

Poowang

A wang covered in poo often sucked on for several hours

Look at my big ol POOWANG

by tony douglas February 24, 2011

postalpound

The illegal act of speeding up to a federally protected mailbox, stopping next to it, and proceeding to bash it into smithereens with a baseball bat or other destructive object.

(A baseball bat is the most commonly used accessory, however other efficient alternatives may include a sledge hammer, ax, bowling ball, or the vehicle itself)
(Usually done at night, in an infamous red jeep)

1. Are you guys down to do some postalpounding tonight?
2. I'm going to postalpound that big red barn shaped one tonight!!!
3. This whole town fell victim to the postalpound!
4. Batter up! Who's turn is it to do a postalpound?

by slickj October 16, 2011