Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

dinner plate head

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.

Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!

by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

Placerville

Meth capital with skanky women and deadbeat men. A town where your hopes and dreams go to die.

"Placerville, Ca. sucks."

by Wwhat February 16, 2018

lick the plate

eating a pussy after you've blown it

by Hazza May 21, 2003

Man Plate

A deep, most often glass, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.

A symbol of his station.

Incorrectly referred to by woman as a "pie plate"

Here is your dinner hun.

Woman, this isnt my Man Plate!

It's dirty.

Then wash it before my steak gets cold!

by FakeScreen2000 July 23, 2010

china plate

n. Cockney rhyming slang for "mate". A chum, firend.

"Jesus an' is twelve china's" -From "the bible in cockney (well, part of it)"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004