The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024
Small tiny white head pimples on and around your chin area, from eating pussy the night before and not getting time to scrub your face
by Salamander69 April 23, 2020
by Farris wheel February 06, 2014
When a dick is covered in pimples and all of them pop simultaneously inside and or outside your partner.
"Hey! I was with Lucas the other night, and he just gave me a Pimple Goo Shot! I feel so disgusted" -Hannah
by ChromosomalDisaster February 24, 2018
When your girl takes a mouthful of cum, and you slap both her cheeks at the same time, making all the cum spit out like a pimple.
by jayspidey October 01, 2017
Best game ever, about a guy named Joe Tomato who has too many pimples so he pays you to pop all his delicious pimples and if you do it good enough then he'll let you eat some of the leftovers of the pimples. It's my no.1 favourite game and I honestly think it should have a fandom, bro it's so cool and fun I love it.
by Laylur October 16, 2023
Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
by Kkkooper November 19, 2018